Princess Diaries

Thursday night near bedtime I decided to turn on the NCAA tournament to coax the girls to go to bed.

Me: Now it's time to watch basketball!

Libby: princess basketball?

Jurassic Bark, part deux

Hannah was telling Libby about dinosaurs.

Libby: Oh no, dinosaurs!

Hannah: its ok Libby all the dinosaurs are dead.

Libby: Oh no, what happened daddy?

Jurassic Bark

A couple weeks ago there was a thunderstorm rolling through town. At one point, a really loud thunderclap hit.

"Oh no, a dinosaur!" Libby shouted

Fine Dining

Hannah was pretending to run a restaurant. I kept ordering random stuff. After a while she started huffing whenever I ordered something.

Me: You're very rude if like to speak to your manager.

Julie (pointing at Libby, who was already laughing hysterically): Right here.

Me: Your service is terrible.

Libby: Hahahahahahahaha

Me: I'm never coming back to your establishment.

Libby: Meow?

Frozen Yoga

Julie and I were desperately trying to get the girls to calm down tonight, so we made up our own yoga. After some stretching and breathing, I told them to meditate, which required some explanation.

Me: you sit quietly, close your eyes and think about things that make you feel happy, peaceful and relaxed. I would think about our family, or baseball.

Hannah: I think about when I'm relaxing.

Julie: what are you thinking about?

Libby: Fire!

Kryptonite

We ate Moe's for lunch. Hannah asked me to read what was on her cup.

Me: If I could have a superpower it would be ____?

Hannah: Taco!

Me: That's an interesting choice.

Hannah: ... Strawberry?

Oh Baby

Julie was wearing her Beatles shirt yesterday.

Hannah: I like your shirt mama is that Justin bieber?