Culture shock

Hannah was watching Olympic highlights.

Hannah: yay opelika won!

Too Sexy for My Shirt

Libby was crying and rubbing her face.

Julie: what's wrong with your face?

Libby: it's pretty

God Save the Queen

Julie: I liked the queen jumping out of the helicopter.

Hannah: I guess she likes to jump out of helicopters.

Rules

Last week Hannah was playing at chickfila while her pops watched her.

Pops: I don't think you're supposed to climb on that.

Hannah: just when the owner's here.

A Body Has Many Useful Parts ...

Hannah's been having listening issues (not an unusual occurrence). Tonight as I was giving her a bath she did something I had literally 2 seconds before told her not to do.

Me: Hannah, where are your ears?

Hannah: I didn't turn them on yet.

KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME

Hannah (during snack time): I AM THE QUEEN OF CHIPS!

Somebody's watching me ...

Me: You need to go back inside where someone can watch you.

Hannah: I can watch Libby and I can watch me and god can watch both of us.

The Edge of Glory

Julie was watching Paula deen this morning. Hannah, seeing this, asked:

"Is that Lady Gaga?"

Age is just a number

Hannah: I'm going to see Mimi.

Libby: Mimi!

Julie: Do you remember Mimi Libby?

Libby: Mimi!

Hannah: She's your great-great-grandmother Libby.

Cultural Awareness ...

Julie: Do you want a fork?

Hannah: No I want to use my Chinese sticks.

Fine dining

Hannah was pretending to be a waitress.

Hannah: Do you want a crab order sandwich with French?

Duets

Me: It's hard to look right at you baaaaby...

Hannah: But here's another, so call me Sunday