Misstatements

Pops: You want to go watch the parade, Hannah?

Hannah: You can't say that to people, Pops!

Healthy Eating

Me: You need to eat peas, they're the best food Hannah.

Hannah: No, daddy, you silly man!

Reading is Fundamental

Julie, Libby and Hannah were all playing in Libby's room. Hannah was playing her favorite game - running around in circles and babbling nonsense.

Julie: Why don't you read a book to Libby?

Hannah: Because I don't know how to read.

Specificity

Me: Now if we go there you're going to have to be very quiet, OK?

Hannah: Do you mean quiet quiet or loud quiet?

Somewhere, the Tea Party fumes ...

Hannah: Mama, when I'm a mama do I have to go to work?

Julie: If you want to.

Hannah: I don't.

Hitting Close To Home

I've been watching a lot of mid-90s sci-fi shows on Netflix lately. Every now and then Hannah will walk up and see 5 seconds or so of them before I pause them. Today, I was watching Sliders and she saw a few minutes. She then asked:

"Daddy, why do you watch things that are horrible?"