Parenthood, in a Nutshell

Hannah (10 a.m.): can I have a snack?

Hannah (10:10 a.m.): can I have some cereal?

Hannah (10:20 a.m.): can I have some goldfish?

Hannah (10:30 a.m.): I'm hungryytttyy.

Hannah (10:40 a.m.): please can me and Libby have a snack?

Me (finally breaking down at 10:50 and getting an early lunch ready): do you want hot dogs or fish sticks for lunch Hannah?

Hannah: I'm not hungry

Somewhere, a stick in the mud is outraged ...

Hannah has been learning the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's how she closed it out.

"with wizard trees and justice for dolls"