Metamorphosis

I'm not sure what brought this on, but while we were eating dinner, Hannah looked at me and said:

"Daddy, if you were a Coke I would drink you."

Julie and I of course thought this was hilarious, so Julie kind of egged her on to say more. these are what came next.

If daddy was a flower, I would smell him.

If daddy was a shirt, I would wear him.

If daddy was a plate, I would lick him.

If daddy was a headband, I would bend him

If daddy was a box, I would open him and see what’s inside.

If daddy was food, I would eat him.

If daddy was a monster, I would say ahhhhhhhhhhh