Fake Out

Hannah: Guess what, mama?

Julie: What?

Hannah: I'm gonna tell daddy something.

Grey's Anatomy

Me: How'd you get so girly?

Hannah: Because I was born a girl!

A Blind Squirrel Finds an Acorn

Me: Guess who was right?

Hannah: Who?

Me: Me!

Hannah: What were you right about for some reason?

Run For Your Life

Libby was running all over the house yelling "wow wow wow."

Me: What are you doing?

Libby: I running!

URGENT URGENT

Hannah and I were talking about how some stores close at certain times. Then we drove past Fred's, and she noticed it was open.

Hannah: I bet it stays open in case anyone is sick or bleeding and has a band-aid emergency.

I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

Julie: Why are you so sweet?

Hannah: So I don't go to jail.

Here in My Car, I Feel Safest of All

Had a little fender bender in our brand new van tonight. Got sideswiped by a high school girl.

Hannah (while crying): Everyone knows how to drive except her!

Later ...

Hannah: I guess her mama and daddy didn't teach her how to drive.