A Blind Squirrel Finds an Acorn

Me: Guess who was right?

Hannah: Who?

Me: Me!

Hannah: What were you right about for some reason?

Run For Your Life

Libby was running all over the house yelling "wow wow wow."

Me: What are you doing?

Libby: I running!

URGENT URGENT

Hannah and I were talking about how some stores close at certain times. Then we drove past Fred's, and she noticed it was open.

Hannah: I bet it stays open in case anyone is sick or bleeding and has a band-aid emergency.

I Did Not Shoot the Deputy

Julie: Why are you so sweet?

Hannah: So I don't go to jail.

Here in My Car, I Feel Safest of All

Had a little fender bender in our brand new van tonight. Got sideswiped by a high school girl.

Hannah (while crying): Everyone knows how to drive except her!

Later ...

Hannah: I guess her mama and daddy didn't teach her how to drive.

Keep on truckin'

Hannah saw one of those off-road jeeps today.

Hannah: that car doesn't have any doors.

Me: that's true.

Hannah: I guess some people make cars without doors.

Contagion

Julie was very sick Friday. Hannah spent some time today trying to figure out why,

Hannah: maybe when she went shopping with Melissa she touched some germs. I bet she touched the door and got germs on her hand but she didn't see them because she was humming with her eyes closed.