KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME

Hannah (during snack time): I AM THE QUEEN OF CHIPS!

Somebody's watching me ...

Me: You need to go back inside where someone can watch you.

Hannah: I can watch Libby and I can watch me and god can watch both of us.

The Edge of Glory

Julie was watching Paula deen this morning. Hannah, seeing this, asked:

"Is that Lady Gaga?"

Age is just a number

Hannah: I'm going to see Mimi.

Libby: Mimi!

Julie: Do you remember Mimi Libby?

Libby: Mimi!

Hannah: She's your great-great-grandmother Libby.

Cultural Awareness ...

Julie: Do you want a fork?

Hannah: No I want to use my Chinese sticks.

Fine dining

Hannah was pretending to be a waitress.

Hannah: Do you want a crab order sandwich with French?

Duets

Me: It's hard to look right at you baaaaby...

Hannah: But here's another, so call me Sunday